“A Trucker’s Tale”

DAVID used to be a wrestler 7’5” tall and 550 lbs before he became a truck driver. Obviously he don't need to be that tall or heavy now--- anybody would know that.

He drives the space shuttle on the weekends when one of NASA's boys get sick or just can’t make it to work… “I seen sum miiiit-ee weird stuffs out t’ere too, ya no,” Says DAVID. “...But’cha no, Loch Nessy aint got nuthin’ on no Black River Monkey…”

“A Trucker’s Tale”

Verse 1
It was a big fog on a spooky night, I looked up and I saw a light there
It was a spaceship there flying low, so I pulled my big truck beside the road
Three green men, nine foot tall
They walked out in their overalls and I had my rubber hammer in my hand
I walked up to the tallest green man
I wasn't scared of ‘em, I'll go up beside his big green head with this thing right here
He asked me what my rubber hammers for, I told him sending green men to Mars
That's when they started up their weird voodoo and that's when I showed ‘em Carolina Kung Fu

Chorus 1

That's the night I saved the world
I got him mounted right by my squirrels
And their spaceship made a good hunting stand
A Super Trucker, yes, that I am
Like Big Daddy and BoogaMan
They make a livin’ on the road driving just like me

Whoa, a bad snow or a hurricane
Tires smoking right through the rain, like a cowboy riding on a Texas trail
It’s a Trucker’s Tale

Verse 2

The President, he gave me a call
He said there's a Loch Nessy after all
Big teeth and big red eyes, she got scales and a tail and she can fly
Don't worry me none, I'll take her down, boys
Y’all watch this rightchere
So I drove down to the cave, in the swamp where the dragon laid
And I stood on the hood of my truck and I said It's time to getcha tail cut
Come on out here you knobby-kneed green lookin’ pop-eyed lizard, I'll teach you something
She came out and she was blowin’ flames, she said Trucker, you must be insane
Then she said to get out of her swamp, that's when I showed her
The Carolina Super Stomp!
Take that dragon!

Chorus 2

Another night that I saved the world, I clipped the wings off of Nessy Girl
And that dragon really makes a good hunting dog
And I hold it in the yellow lines, even though it hurts sometimes
And Teddy Bear is calling on my CB

Whoa, a bad snow or a hurricane
Tires smoking right through the rain, like a cowboy riding on a Texas trail

Whoa, and Big John says I gotta go, he's got another motherload
So I will catch you when I'm looking for the Holy Grail

It's a Trucker’s Tale

It’s a Trucker’s Tale

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